lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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