Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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