If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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