He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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