Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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