the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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