I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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