I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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