before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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