We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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