A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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