maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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