I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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