I'm eating all of the evidence.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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