i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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