I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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