Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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