hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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