I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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