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go home
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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