Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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