I am in a vortex of obligation.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dick very happy bro
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack