im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
