Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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