Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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