i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Every concussion has its silver lining
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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