Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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