adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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