How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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