can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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