The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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