I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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