i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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