I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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