school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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