She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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