How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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