my sisters under your porch take her home
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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