I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My life is pants optional.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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