physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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