I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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