Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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