And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
