i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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