Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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