Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I need water and some morals
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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