Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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