i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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