You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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