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• (517): View more from Michigan

  and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

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• (714): View more from California

  you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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• (940): View more from Texas

  never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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• (619): View more from California

  Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.

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• (315): View more from New York

  WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.

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