There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.