its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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