Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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