i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
