can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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