forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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