Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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