I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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