we're blogging at a bar
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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